Surprisingly Wise Words … From First Graders
by www.SixWise.com
A teacher of first-graders gave her students the first half of a well-known proverb, then asked them to compete the saying.
What they came up with will make you smile, laugh and likely wonder at the wisdom that comes from the mouths of babes.
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Don't change horses … until they stop running
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Strike while the … bug is close.
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It’s always darkest before … Daylight Savings Time.
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Never underestimate the power of … termites.
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You can lead a horse to water but … How?
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Don’t bite the hand that … looks dirty.
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No news is … impossible.
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A miss is as good as a … Mr.
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You can’t teach an old dog new … Math.
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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll … stink in the morning.
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Love all, trust … Me.
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The pen is mightier than the … pigs.
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And idle mind is … the best way to relax.
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Where there’s smoke there’s … pollution.
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Happy the bride who … gets all the presents.
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A penny saved is … not much.
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Two’s company, three’s … the Musketeers.
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Don’t put off until tomorrow what … you put on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and … you have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as … Stevie Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not … spanked or grounded.
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If at first you don’t succeed … get new batteries.
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You get out of something only what you … See in the picture on the box.
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When the blind lead the blind … get out of the way.
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A bird in the hand … is going to poop on you.
- Better late than … Pregnant.
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