22 Creative Puns for “Educated Minds” …
Can YOU Figure Them Out?
by www.SixWise.com

Whether you’re an intellectual, a jokester, or just someone who enjoys a good challenge, see how many of these creative puns you can figure out. (The answers are at the end of the article, so no peeking!)

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was …

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it …

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her …
 
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of …

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little …  
 
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be …   
 
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for …   

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in …
 
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a …
 
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a …
 
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are …
 
12. Atheism is a [Fill in the Blank] organization.
 
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I’ll …

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it [Fill in the Blank] me.
 
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the …     
 
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No [Fill in the Blank] yet."  
 
17. A chicken crossing the road is [Fill in the Blank] in motion. 
 
18. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was …

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a [Fill in the Blank] veteran.
 
20. A backward poet writes …
 
21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's ….
 
22. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe …

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ANSWERS:

1. Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. still.
4. math disruption.
5. behind in his work.
6. stationary.
7. littering.
8. Linoleum Blownapart.
9. tie.
10. banana.
11. looking into it.
12. non-prophet
13. go on a head.
14. hit
15. Grass”
16. change
17. poultry
18. a small medium at large.
19. seasoned
20. inverse
21. your count that votes.
22. sects.

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