Why Dogs Bite People … Howling Halloween
By Rachael Bieschke, www.GreenerWiener.com for www.SixWise.com
Need we say more?
At least they can’t see my face ...
I resent you for this!
My owners have no shame.
I only look scary …
If you were trying to keep us warm, this snuggly dog coat would have been a much better option!
I said “Yo” not Yoda!
A pirates life for Me? Who’s idea was this?
This is cruel to Princess Leia and me!
Darth who?
Where’s that little Red Riding Hood?!
I’ll stand still for one photo, then get this guy off my back! I’m going to need some Chill-Out natural calming spray to soothe my nerves after this one!
I’m a dog … Not a princess … Not an Indian. I’m a DOG! I liked my life just like it was … really!
Gut feeling about this is not good.
Super Dog saves owner from having to dress up!
The force is not with me… if it was I wouldn’t be in this outfit!
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About the Author
At Greener Wiener our mission is simple: to provide natural pet products that promote wellness for dogs and cats. Our inspiration is our own pet family (four mini dachshunds and three cats) along with our own desire to live a greener life. Because we understand how much your pets mean to you, we started this site -- to share knowledge about the nutrition and care that can give your pet the longest, healthiest, and happiest life possible.
Please do stop by to sign up for our free e-newsletter, full of facts and fun for you and your pets, and say hello. We love to hear from you and your furry friends!
Sixwise.com contributor Rachael Bieschke is a natural health writer and editor with specialties in pet wellness, natural living, nutrition, spirituality and holistic medicine. She currently writes weekly for one of the largest natural health Web sites on the Internet and her works have appeared in numerous magazines, Web sites and newsletters. She is also the co-owner of GreenerWiener.com.
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Luckily my owner spritzed me with Flea Flicker, an aromatic blend of key essential oils that combine to make a strong repellent, so I’m flea and tick free … but I can’t vouch for spiders.
My owner is so confused … !
So what if I’m a doggy diva?
Whooftastic!
I could so be offended. You’d better have a pocketful of yummy treats to get me back on your good side!
They say you can lead a dog to water …
Ready? Set? Hike!
Yeah, I know my coat is shiny.
Isn’t this no longer politically correct?
I’m a salty doggy!
Cheers! Halloween is only once a year, after all.
You seriously think I’m the turkey?
Now we just need Eeyore.
I hope you freshened up my choppers with some Bluto’s Yummy Gum…
I think I speak for the lobsters when I say I’m steamed!
Hey Baby! You know you can’t resist this face.
Drip Drying Away!
The October PlayDog Centerfold!
Put me in whatever you want -- I’m still holding my head up high.
Trick GRRRRRRR treating! Remember to get tasty, healthy treats for us too!
This is so not funny. But luckily my owners always keep Dog-Gone Pain (DGP) on hand to soothe my real aches and pains!
It really doesn’t get much cuter than this, no?
I think you’ll agree … my owners took their trip to the Bahamas way too far.
Am I a friendly clown or a scary one? That depends on how long you make me wear this ...
We take absolutely NO credit for this.
It’s true I’m a superdog, but this is just too much.
Happy Howling Halloween Howlloweeners!
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About the Author
At Greener Wiener our mission is simple: to provide natural pet products that promote wellness for dogs and cats. Our inspiration is our own pet family (four mini dachshunds and three cats) along with our own desire to live a greener life. Because we understand how much your pets mean to you, we started this site -- to share knowledge about the nutrition and care that can give your pet the longest, healthiest, and happiest life possible.
Please do stop by to sign up for our free e-newsletter, full of facts and fun for you and your pets, and say hello. We love to hear from you and your furry friends!
Sixwise.com contributor Rachael Bieschke is a natural health writer and editor with specialties in pet wellness, natural living, nutrition, spirituality and holistic medicine. She currently writes weekly for one of the largest natural health Web sites on the Internet and her works have appeared in numerous magazines, Web sites and newsletters. She is also the co-owner of GreenerWiener.com.
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